Computer-enhanced photo of Kurt in his office:

(Image extrapolated from a second-grade photo of Kurt.)
All the standard boring stuff about who I am. Including job, hobbies, education,...
It's my Schoolhouse Rock page (with a link to the bigger one run by Brent Metcalf)
Old but good, it's the Complete Spike Bike Fun stories.
Boring pictures of me and my friends:
Me on my bikeE, very much fun to ride.
Chris Candreva at last year's 4th of July pool party. Chris runs
westnet.com.
Andrew Terranova, who's parents' pool we were in.
Andrew Terranova again. He proves that he sinks in water by walking on the bottom of the pool.
John Freiler, underwater in a cave in Mexico, just south of Playa del Carmen.
Nicole McPherson. Several people who know her made "Jaws" theme music noises upon seeing this. Chris and his girlfriend Valerie are in the background.
Pope Icky. Also known to lesser mortals as Christopher Rywalt.
Me with long hair. Taken several years ago; This was the longest I've had it.
Me, a couple years ago, with "short" hair. Off my Indy Cam. Behind me is the gray wall of VMS and Ultrix manuals, which I finally got to toss not long after.
Self-portrait, December 31, 2000.